Total Medals Earned: 272 (From 39 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,250 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 17/17 (525/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (180/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 9/9 (335/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
kill an UberKid
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 7/10 (120/220 points)
Have a total of 10 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Exca-Grade weapon *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Grade 30 Student *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 hunt quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 errand quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach 600G/Week income *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Finish Year 1 Perfectly *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Graduate 30 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Win 10 tournaments *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Kill the Apprentice *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (315/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds
